Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Declaration of War

I, the Emperor of France hereby officially declare war on the nation of Italy. This act of agression to our neighboring sovereign state is due to it's leader making words such as 'spaghetti and ravioli' plural when they are already plural. We cannot stand by and watch this desecration of such a wonderful language and people by its "leader". This is an act of liberation for it's people. Long live France, and long live a free and glorious Italy!

Emperor Michele of France


  • Didn't you already declare war on everyone?

    By Anonymous Rui Emperor of Austria-Hungary, at 3:59 PM  

  • Yes, but I like to reiterate it.

    By Blogger Bacala, at 8:09 AM  

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